Gaydar...jammed.

Ever since I made the move to Provo, I've noticed that it's an uphill battle trying to pick out the straights from the non-straights. I've noticed straight guys with faux-hawks, skinny jeans, gaunt bodies, expensive cologne, v-necks, mousy voices, protruding lips, excited expressions, struts, and so forth...that is just makes me mad. How am I to know who's on the Lord's side? (Who?)

He's back.

Things would get mighty interesting from now on...